The truth is out there, and only one presidential candidate wants you to know what it is. And that candidate is Hillary Clinton!
Relax, don’t start telling me all the ways Hillary has bent the truth in the past. I lived through the late 90s and early 2000s. I get it. I’m talking about the really important truth. The kind of truth Scully and Mulder are after. I’m talking about Cabinet posts for the Lone Gunmen and the Smoking Man. I’m talking about aliens! Space aliens, not the kind Trump wants to hide behind a wall!
Back in January, Clinton told a reporter in New Hampshire that John Podesta, who chairs her campaign, has urged her to form a commission on Area 51 if she’s elected president. Podesta is allegedly a UFO enthusiast and would want Clinton to get the answer on whether aliens crashed at the mysterious site in Nevada.
Do you see Bernie offering to open the X-Files?! Is Donald Trump going to put the average American in touch with aliens?! No, they are not because they don’t understand what’s really important!
Even President Obama isn’t willing to talk to us about Area 51. In a press conference Wednesday, Press Secretary Josh Earnest was asked if Obama would steal Hillary’s extra-terrestrial thunder before she could form her own commission, to which Earnest said, “I have to admit that I don’t have a tab in my briefing book for Area 51.” A reporter then joked that the tab was removed as part of a conspiracy.
Or was he joking?!
We’ll have to wait until a Clinton Presidency to know for sure.
